Watered down plonk?? You must be joking!

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I thought I would share a letter I received from a Daily Express reader I received today in response to an article I wrote this week.


It is down to retired folk enjoying boozy lunches, apparently, but not wanting to end uunder the table.

Not being a drinker myself the thought of alcohol at lunchtime fills me with horror, even one glass of wine after 7pm leaves me slumped in a chair.

So a gentler plonk might be just up my street, if I ever decide to take up the habit again.

Not so for Mrs Mary Ward, who penned a letter to highlight her amazement that anyone would consider drinking anything that had the strength zapped out of it:








No, thank you Mary, it was lovely of you to write.

And you keep on taking a tipple if it makes you happy.

Enjoy your cheese and wine evening, although you have not persuaded me to start on the strong stuff!

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