Even I couldn't resist the chance to hold the Capital One Cup

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After writing a piece slagging off football how could I resist the irony of having my picture taken with this.





Apparently it is very important in the world of football - the Capital One Cup, heard of it?

I hadn’t. It is, I am told, formerly known as the Carling Cup, and one of the holy grails in the world of football.

So when it paid a visit to the office today, closely guarded by a burly minder, I thought I should have a look.

I enjoyed a great privilege holding this solid-silver chalice, I was informed. Not many people get to do that. 

And you can feel the weight of it too.

Anyway, there you go. I was honoured...Next...

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