Stretch limos - for that added touch of Chav

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What is the point of these ridiculous stretch limos that hold up lines of traffic as they struggle to get round corners in 16 manoeuvers?

I was sat today waiting for one to crank and stall its way onto a main road while everyone else reversed and shuffled around to accommodate it.




They are the most ridiculous things, apparently hired for special occasions, to give off an impression of luxury and wealth.

Nope - just more money than sense, and lack of an ability to tell when you are taking  being a Chav just that little bit too far.



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